Tommy Moreno, Sports Editor (12)
In every culture across the world, there is always one—one man who is so wonderful and inspiring that they tell of his stories from generation to generation. This man’s name is Tommy Moreno. Legend has it that he saved the peasants of Pitman from the dark forces of the evil, repulsive Bulldogs. He single-handedly captured fire breathing, man-eating dragons, and then trained them to walk the elderly across the street. He once rode on the back of a ferocious lion, just to see what it was like. Some say that he caused the extinction of the dinosaurs because they ruined his mother’s garden. He disappeared around 1405 AD, but it is said that he returned in 1995. His whereabouts today are unknown, but some reports of sightings have traced him to the region of what is now known as California. At the moment, the world doesn’t need the amazing capabilities of Tommy Moreno. But when that moment comes, and the world cries for help, look for a golden falcon in the sky, for that will be the sign of his return.
