T: Taco Truck
E: Extra cheese and guacamole
V: Violinist
E: Ends the day with a nice bath
N: No sour cream, no lettuce
C: Cheesy smile
O: “Oops, I forgot”
U: Underestimates the amount of sleep he needs
R: Really really
N: Nicaragua is the homeland
E: Eyes have to work extra hard to see
Y: Yogurt Mill, Oatmeal Cookie Shake
Steven Courney (12th), Reporter
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